How to kill a doorbell??

Okay, so I'm sitting here doing my TONS of homework, and the doorbell starts riging because the battery's almost empty. Or not ringing, it's more like this melody, and it's just butt annoying. So I walk out and take it down because I think okay, it'll stop now. It didn't. That's when I called my dad, asking him how the hell I get that fxcking doorbell to shut up. He 'didn't wanna hear thet kind of language', and then he hung up on me! Meanwhile, the doorbell'd stopped, so i walked back to my room and sat down. And in that exact same second, it starts again. It really pissed me off, so I walked out, took it and tossed it across the livingroom, which caused it to break open. I picked it up with a victorious grin, put it on the shelf in the hallway, and go back to homework. And then it starts AGAIN!!?! I like, shouted at it and pulled all the batteries out. Now it's silent. Ha.ha.ha.
If it starts again I swear I'll jump on it and put it in a bowl of water and burn it and fxcking smoke it! Okay, maybe not smoke it, but my parents will never, ever see their doorbell ever again. Seriously.